"A guy gets to ask God 3 questions.
Having been mystified by women his whole life he says, 'God? Why did you make them SO beautiful?'
To which God replies, 'So that you would like them, my son'.
'Wow! Really?' says the man. 'That is wonderful! Thank you So much!'
'Next quuestion', God says
'OK...uh...why did you make them SO SEXY?!'
'Well, that's a lot like the first question.....but the answer is........ so you would like them, my son.'
The man is beside himself with gratitude, and thanks God profusely.
'But tell me this, God.........tell me why.......WHY OH WHY!....................did you make them SO stupid?'
God says:
'So that THEY.......would like YOU..........my son'"
Friday, July 10, 2009
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